Stalk my page, bitch.

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vicbits:

#tattoo #star wars #starwars look what I made!!! (Taken with instagram)

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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mom: He's black
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God

I’m going to start using Nerf Herder as an insult.

You stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking nerf herder.

parents: why are you awake so early
me: who said i went to sleep

weweremerelyfreshmen:

deesusaurusrex:

zombiewars:

misha-bawlins:

The innovative bed tent that lets you let it all hang out, no matter where you are. A Privacy Pop tent gives you the coverage and privacy that you want, so that you can enjoy a place all your own, even in a dorm room or room shared with other.

College students and siblings who have shared their bedrooms for years are buzzing about this new product that carves out a closed off space just for you.

A Privacy Pop tent is perfect for:

Keeping bright sun out of your eyes so you can sleep

Listening to your iPod or reading without bothering anyone else in the room

The perfect place for studying without being bothered or bothering anyone else

Ensuring you have privacy from prying eyes

Can we please talk about the elephant in the room

MASTURBATION

MASTURBATION

MASTURBATION

MASTURBATION

MASTURBATION

….and sex.
if i wasn’t living by myself next year i would sooo get this lol

I want this because of so many reasons.

I want this for hotboxing.